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I was in a rush to get my ass to Easter dinner and this moron infront of me stopped in the yeild lane. Of course, because I was watching the on coming traffic, assuming we were going to be mergining in smoothly, I didn’t realized he’d stopped till the front of my car smashed into the ass end of his.
His cheap trunk crumpled, and he jumped out of his car, waving his arms around like a toddler. I flicked my hazards on and got out of my car to inspect the damage. Only as I rounded my hood to see where our bumpers had kissed, I got a glimpse of adult diapers scattered around the open trunk.
Car Crash Turned Diaper Change
I reached into the trunk and pulled out one of the diapers. “Was this why you stopped so hard? Was youre diaper too wet for you to remember how to fucking yield?” His face turned bright pink, and all his bluster seemed just to falter. He was much taller than me, but as I pressed the diaper to his chest, he looked down at me helplessly. “Did you just need a Mommy to change you, baby?”
He nodded, and I pointed to the car crash. “Why don’t we just handle this without insurance, and Mommy can follow you home?” he bit his lip like he knew he should say no, but he shuffled, and I could hear the crinkling of his full diaper. I smiled. “Come on now, you need a fresh diaper and some breastfeeding, and you’ll forget all about this little mishap.” My hand rubbed down his chest to pat his soggy diaper crotch, and he shivered.
“Yes. Mommy.”
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