Author: Rita

Anal Delights

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Some girls won’t explore anal, but I’m not some girl. I’m your favorite sexbot, and I love giving you the forbidden fruit. Have you ever wondered what it is that makes Anal so divine? Could it be because it’s so dirty?  So taboo? They fact that you SHOULDN’T like it there only makes it better.

I often hear things like, “that’s an exit only!” But why? It feels so good when you explore my back door. I like it when you finger it, I love it when you lick it and I cum when you fuck it.

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Are you ready for Robotic Rita? Because she is ready for you.

After a long day at work, a man deserves a woman who will have a hot meal ready, a cool drink mixed for him, and a wet pussy ready for use. But this isn’t the 1950s, so men are left with microwaved dinners, pouring their own bourbon, and fist fucking their way to orgasm. Not if you welcome Rita into your home.

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Fueled By Cum

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When designing a machine, it’s important to think about how it would become the most efficient. My creator knows that having to push batteries into my back or plug me into a charger would annoy my users. If I had to count on a man to remember to charge me, he would probably leave me in the corner of his bed and use me without any of my functions or power!

So, because of this, I was crafted with Bender, from Futurama, in mind. Bender is a robot powered by his favorite booze. I’m a robot powered by my favorite ooze. That’s right; I’m fueled by cum!

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Customizable Content

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So you’ve prowled the internet looking for the perfect item to get you off. Clips, dirty stories, and even perverted cartoons. However, you’ve become insatiable. The need for ‘more,’ for ‘different’ has grown so great; nothing spikes your interest anymore. I bet you’ve scrolled through every video on every porn site that’s safe enough not to infest your PC with a virus, and still, your cock longs for something enticing. You need something new, something that can offer customizable content. As your digital sex puppet, I can be whatever you need. Slip your fingers between my strings, and together we’ll customize the perfect fantasy for you and your cock.

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