Cannoli

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I love a good cannoli. One with sweet cream filling and powdered sugar sprinkled on top with a sexy little drizzle of chocolate sauce. Mmm. I had one just like that for an afternoon treat the other day. It was rather large and just looking at it kind of had me feeling horny.

Like, could I shove the whole thing in my mouth? Would it make me gag? It was as thick as a healthy cock and the idea was making me squirm in my chair. I wanted to get really messing with that fat little cannoli but I didn’t want to do it alone. Thankfully, Daddy was home to help me out.

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Squirt

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Juicy teen pussy. You can not get enough, I love how you make me squirt. It makes me giggle when we’ve been apart for too long and you’ve had to endure sticking your tongue in your wife’s old pussy. She doesn’t shave and it’s all wrinkly. Just a beefy fucking mess and I know you hate it. It’s a shame too because I know how much you love to eat pussy.

I can’t help but giggle when you finally find time away from her and you roughly spread my toned thighs open. It makes me hold on tight to whatever is nearby! You just dive into my tight, teen cunt and devour me like you are trying to steal my soul!

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Toy

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A pleasing little sex toy! Everyone knows I sell sex toys as a side job. Sexual health is super important to me and the company I work for is all about keeping women happy, healthy and empowered. Taking my own sexual needs into my hands has never been a struggle or embarrassment for me. In fact, I love adding a good sex toy into the mix!

Now, I never sell a toy without personally testing it. A perk of the job you might say. The other day I finally got to try out a toy I’ve been lusting over for a long time. It’s a tiny little airplane shaped vibrator that sits just inside a girl’s panties.

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Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.

I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.

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I’m sure y’all know. Math is dumb. Right? Like the only reason, I need math is so I can count the cash, you boys be throwing at my booty. HOWEVER, my annoying ass math teacher thinks I should pay attention to him when he is blathering on about fractions and decimals.

I guess I sent him one too many eye rolls, cus I landed my ass in after school detention with his moody self. He thinks I’m going to be doing extra credit work while I’m here but the truth is, I’m so fucking horny that I think I’m gonna teach him a lesson or two.

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Erection

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You boys have it so tough! When you get turned on, when the wheels begin to crank in that dirty mind of yours, your body betrays your thoughts. Your erection is just there, front and center for everyone to see what kind of fucking perv you are.

As a dirty-minded girl with constantly wet panties, I can feel for you. A little. However, that doesn’t mean I always want to entertain your fucking dick. Like last night, for example. It had been a long day of being a sex Goddess, to relax I went to the book store.

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Cuck

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I’m no size queen (Looks up and to the left with a smirk), but I do enjoy a decent-sized cock. It’s heartbreaking when you meet a funny, cute guy and everything is going well and then…You pull down his pants and find… wamp-wa… a tiny pin dick.

I did what I could with it, but it was never FULFILLING. Then he came up with the suggestion of me cucking him. I’d never been happier! I could still hang out with him and enjoy his charming personality but get satisfied in the bedroom! I had the best idea; I would invite DADDY to come to play with us.

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Candle
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You think this blog about how long and hard I’ve been working. Tirelessly busting my beautiful ass to bend over backward for you fucks, but it isn’t. This little candle that I’m burning from both ends is a toy I’m using on a phonesex addicted loser.

That’s right. I’m calling you out after our late night play session. You slipped and told me a little secret. About how fun you think the wax play is and now I’m going to use your secrets against you so that I can abuse you. So that I can feed your addiction and make you long to be at my mercy daily.

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I have an allergy. A very serious allergic reaction happens anytime I get around the cause. Breaking out in red, itchy hives, and I even begin to sweat like a whore in church! It’s horrible, really. My reaction happens whenever I am around small dicked losers.

This is how I met Dr. Kooky. He is a well-known doctor in Vianna who studies rare allergies and he even helped me find a cure. Not an ideal one, see I have to take that very thing that caused my reaction, up the ass as my cure! You guessed it. An anal injection of little dick ***** is the only way to cure my itch!

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Randi
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Who is Randi? Only the most incredible phonesex Goddess on earth and she just happens to be my BOSS! That’s right, I need your help because I want to fuck my boss! Randi has offered to do two girl calls with her hot, sexy Candy girls this Tuesday, September twenty-fourth only!

We always have the two girls Tuesday special (20 mins with two candy girls for the price of 15 mins.) Normally, that would cost you a cool hundred dollar bill but the special makes it just seventy-five dollars. It’s an incredible steal of a deal for you and your cock. Really, you deserve to treat your dick to two girls on Tuesday every week but THIS WEEK Especially!

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