Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403
Sweet young Mommy Zoey decided you’ve been such a good boy that you deserve a trip to the zoo today. First, let me make sure I have everything we’re going to need for our outing. Your stroller, diaper bag, sippy cup, and outfit are all ready to head out. So, let me dress you in your cute little outing outfit. Everyone is going to think you’re adorable. Mommy knows how to turn heads with a little baby like you. Are you already blushing because you know everyone’s going to be looking at you while we’re out today? That’s so adorable!
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I strap you into your car seat and get everything else loaded into the car. When we arrive at the zoo, you immediately get put into your stroller. I know you like to run and Mommy’s not giving you that chance right off the bat. Yes, Mommy is smarter than a little mischievous baby like you. You won’t be given the chance to try to run off and get lost in this big crowd.
I buy our entrance tickets and we start on the path to the animal habitats. Suddenly a rancid smell hits my nose and the nose of everyone around us. Immediately I know it’s you. So, I lean down and put my nose close to you. Yep! It’s most definitely my own stinky little baby.
That means we’re off to the nearest bathroom and changing station. You’re not going to make everyone pass out from that stinky awful smell. It’s a good thing I packed plenty of diapers for our outing today. Yes, you will be changed in front of everyone. Everyone is going to see your diapered tushy and that cute little peepee tucked away inside. Mommy will make sure you can’t hide either from everyone else at the zoo today.
Zesty Zoey
1-844-332-2639 Ext 403