Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403
I reported for my shift and collected all the files for my patients. First, I met with the nurse for whom I was taking over patients. She informed me that there was a particularly difficult patient on our wing today. I assured her that I’d help him learn how to behave with a little Pamper punishment. Then I proceeded through my rounds of introducing myself and collecting vitals for the start of my evening. I entered Patient D’s room, read through his chart, and added a note that he struggles with incontinence. He smiled when I entered his room and greeted me warmly. I began to move through my usual checks and questions, asking him how he was feeling.
Pamper Punishment
He told me that he hoped I was nicer than the nurse he had earlier. I assured him that I was very nice indeed and would take very good care of him. After taking his vitals, I pulled down his sheet and pulled up his gown. “Oh my, what is this?” I exclaimed in faux surprise. When he looked at me questioningly, I told him that his chart had been noted with incontinence and need for diapers while he was in our care. Expectedly, he protested and told me that I must be misinformed. But, I assured him that our charting process was impeccable and there wasn’t a mistake.
I pulled out a Pamper from my cart as he continued to protest. While he was ranting and raving, I also grabbed a suppository. I spread the diaper out under him and pushed his legs up despite his continued denials of any need for a diaper. Then, I quickly and efficiently, popped the suppository right into his bottom. I pulled the front of the Pamper up between his legs and fastened it around his waist.
Then I waited for the suppository to do its job. It didn’t take long before he was embarrassing himself in front of me. Perhaps that will teach him that when you act like a baby, you get treated like one too.
Zesty Zoey
1-844-332-2639 Ext 403