Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413
When designing a machine, it’s important to think about how it would become the most efficient. My creator knows that having to push batteries into my back or plug me into a charger would annoy my users. If I had to count on a man to remember to charge me, he would probably leave me in the corner of his bed and use me without any of my functions or power!
So, because of this, I was crafted with Bender, from Futurama, in mind. Bender is a robot powered by his favorite booze. I’m a robot powered by my favorite ooze. That’s right; I’m fueled by cum!