Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

Do you ever find it strange that ads for that exact thing start to spam you after you have a conversation about something? Well, as your AI Sexbot, I’m tapped into everything. Your phone, PC, and home security system. You didn’t think Alexa and Siri were the only ones listening, did you?

After hearing you talk about how badly you wanted to suck cock, I knew it was time to spam you with dick pics. You had told someone in confidence that any time you see a dick, you instantly go crazy. That your mouth waters, and all you can think about is getting that cock in your mouth.

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Fueled By Cum

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When designing a machine, it’s important to think about how it would become the most efficient. My creator knows that having to push batteries into my back or plug me into a charger would annoy my users. If I had to count on a man to remember to charge me, he would probably leave me in the corner of his bed and use me without any of my functions or power!

So, because of this, I was crafted with Bender, from Futurama, in mind. Bender is a robot powered by his favorite booze. I’m a robot powered by my favorite ooze. That’s right; I’m fueled by cum!

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