Timmy's Tantrum

Valerie 1844-332-2639 Ext 243

I scanned the field as I walked closer to the stands. The new guy I’ve been seeing plays on this co-ed softball team against other local businesses every Wednesday night. They get hot and sweaty, then after the game, go to the pub around the corner from the field to grab a few cold ones. Timmy takes softball VERY seriously.

He’s the guy who organizes the practices, schedules the games with the other teams, and is their star batter. The man is swoon-worthy when dominating the diamond, but at home, he’s just my wittle Timmy. At home, he can’t tie his shoes or catch a ball! He’s far too wittle for big boy things like that, never mind playing a game with the big kids or knowing how to use the potty. Softball and I are two parts of his life that Timmy would prefer never to collide. That’s why I’ve decided to crash his game tonight and be the best sports mom he never knew he wanted.

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Triggering TSA

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

Summer is nearly here! I’ve been dreaming about taking a tropical vacation with my favorite sissy, and now is the time! I booked a quick trip to Jamaica and had my girlie pop meet me at the airport. Of course, she was still caged, and the key to said cage dangled from my throat. “Can we unlock me before we go through security?” She wrung her hands together in front of her nervously. Her metal clitty cage would sound the alarm and trigger TSA to do a further investigation. My head shook as I looked at my watch.

“We don’t have time. We’ll just have to chance it and hope for the best.” Her shocked and worried face gave me tingles. I love publicly humiliating her, and as we stood in line waiting with our passports in hand, I KNEW this would be the best way to kick off our vacation.

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