Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Oh, hello, son! Welcome home! How was your day today? Oh, someone was mean to you? That’s too bad! Although is it really a surprise? When was the last time you cut your hair? Look how long it’s gotten! And don’t give me that “I’m too busy” line. I know you sit in your damn room and play video games and jerk off all day. And look at you. You don’t make that much money; you have to live with your mommy, and it’s a little pathetic, to be honest. I’m kind of sick of you not contributing to this household. You need to be punished! I’ve been far too lenient with you, get over here!
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