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Double Dribbling on Your Basketball Booty because I can. So, I’m watching the college basketball tournaments this weekend and one of the commentators just mentioned a back end shot play. Then one of them mentioned a butt block. Of course that made me think of you and your basketball booty. I know you don’t watch sports so let me educate you. A basketball booty is when a player sticks out his booty in an exaggerated way while dribbling, in triple threat or when he is about to shoot. His back is arched and his knees are low and wide. Sound familiar, faggot? You walk around like that all the time. Maybe I should just bury a jumper.

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