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Double Dribbling on Your Basketball Booty because I can. So, I’m watching the college basketball tournaments this weekend and one of the commentators just mentioned a back end shot play. Then one of them mentioned a butt block. Of course that made me think of you and your basketball booty. I know you don’t watch sports so let me educate you. A basketball booty is when a player sticks out his booty in an exaggerated way while dribbling, in triple threat or when he is about to shoot. His back is arched and his knees are low and wide. Sound familiar, faggot? You walk around like that all the time. Maybe I should just bury a jumper.
Double Dribbling And Other Basketball Terms
Thinking like this really has my cock hard and throbbing. I started thinking of some other basketball terms that could be mistaken as having sexual meanings. Here are a few:
Baller – a basketball player but you are thinking about my balls aren’t you?
Bucket – making a shot – we know all about your bucket, don’t we?
Buzzer Beater – a last second shot made right before time’s up, are you beating your cock meat yet?
Cager – this just means an old slang word for a b-ball player but for you it means your cock is caged, right?
Coast to Coast – this usually happens on a fast break when a player dribbles the ball from one end of the court to the other. It means something else when I run coast to coast on your ass though.
Downtown – a location far from the basket but I take you to pound town instead of downtown
Dropping Dimes – this is slang for “assists” but you already know how you can assist me.
Ringless – this is the same as “nothing but net” but when I hit your hole my cock will hit the sides and the rim.
Rods – this refers to the player’s legs but in this case we are referring to my third leg.
Schooled – when someone is completely defeated as in. I “schooled” your sissy ass with my huge cock.
Stuffed – this means getting blocked but it means I’m stuffing your ass full of my meat when I say it.
So, what do you say? Want to play a little “one on one”? I can bring my own version of March Madness to you and your asshole.
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