I always knew my slutty ways would catch up with me eventually. None of my friends were talking to me anymore, since I kept fucking their boyfriends…and dads…sometimes even their moms. Speaking of dads and moms, my family won’t even talk to me anymore. I mean, how was I supposed to know that guy at the family reunion was my cousin-in-law?
I was totally shocked when my family broke the news to me. An arranged marriage? Seriously? It’s the 21st century, and with my short hair, tattoos, and sexual resume, I sincerely doubted anyone would want to put a ring on me, and the only ring I wanted anything to do with was a cock ring. DEFINITELY not a wedding ring.
