Christmas Tree Carfuffle

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Okay, so it’s not December yet, but I wanted to put up my Christmas tree! I just think a good, well-decorated Christmas tree helps the Thanksgiving esthetic, ya know? But I am so tired of fake trees or the ones you buy from the fire station that are already dried out and basically a pile of pine needles on your floor. I wanted a healthy, hand-picked Christmas tree.

And I live close enough to the woods that there literally was nothing stopping me from going out and chopping down my own tree! I’m an independent woman who is so capable of something like that. So I put on my knee-high boots, the ones without heels, a flannel over shirt, cus it felt right, and off I went. Axe in hand, I was gonna get myself my own damn tree.

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A dice adventure.  I know it can be hard to come up with ideas to do on the phone.  But I think I found the perfect solution to help those of you who aren’t sure or want to try something new.  All you have to do is let me be your Dungeon Mistress.  No, not that kind of dungeon.  I’m talking about mixing together phone sex and a Dungeons and Dragons type adventure.  You give yourself over to me and my imagination and we let the dice decide your fate.  Don’t worry if you aren’t a big nerd like me and don’t have your own set of DnD dice.  I own several sets that I can utilize for this unique opportunity.

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