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Summertime Sex is what I’m talking about. So, get out of the house for fuck’s sake. Instead of sitting there in front of your computer go outside! Since all you want to do is stroke it, do it in public. We both know you can stroke that little thing for hours but at least get some sunshine on those nether regions. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop.
You’ve heard of the “somes” right? Two people make a twosome, three people make a threesome but you are just handsome. LOL. Get it? It’s just you and your hand.
Summertime Sex – The Great Outdoors
Face it, you have jerked that gherkin so much that it’s numb. A real man’s cock would be rock hard and ready to cum for me at any second. But not you, instead that thing is limp and useless. You are so much less than a real man aren’t you? Is it physiological? Are you just a failure? Yes.
You must seriously feel like such a fucking failure and disappointment. You can’t even get it hard much less keep it hard. But keep telling yourself that you are a man. I will set you straight on that.
I’m not the least bit interested in you or your limp dick. Your wallet is what has my attention. That’s why you should fucking pay up. Why else would I want to waste my time with a wet noodle? Unless it’s benefiting me in some way I won’t. Not when there are bigger, harder dicks with money out there. You really did think you had a chance though, didn’t you?
It’s time to get that pale, tiny weiner and take him out into the great outdoors. Of course, with your luck he will probably get sunburnt or get chiggers…
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