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Valentine’s day, yuck. Love, yuck. Why do we even need a stupid lovey, dovey holiday when ninety percent of couples are unhappy anyway? It’s literally the dumbest day of the year. Just like every year, I won’t be going out and spreading the stupidity of the love fest.
No, for Valentine’s Day, I’m nice and comfy on my couch, in my favorite PJs, watching reality tv. The kinda stuff we should celebrate! Cheating and drama! That’s real life, not looOovveee. Just as I scrapped the last spoon full of ice cream from the empty carton, I heard a weird noise in my bedroom. Being alone in the house isn’t normally scary, but I don’t often think an intruder is hiding in my bedroom. Armed with my spoon, I tiptoe down the hall and gently nudge my bedroom door open with my toe. I’m shocked to see cupid standing on my bed with his bright red arrow aimed right at me!
Stupid Cupid Makes Frannie Goon
That chubby little twat drew back that bow as far as his arm would allow and sent it flying. There was little I could do to avoid the blow. I was in shock after all. The spoon clattered to the floor when it fell from my hand. “What the fu?” I grabbed the arrow sticking out of my chest and looked up at cupid for some answers.
“Blinded by lust, you don’t believe in love!” He accused with a pointed finger. I swayed and stumbled to the bed. The tv turned on suddenly, and the most disgusting thing was playing! Love making porn! Slow, sweaty, gaze-locked couples in missionary positions, whispering words of love and affection. Gag me, where’s my spoon?
Normally, this would repulse me! This isn’t real life! Where’s the choking and the spitting? Why wasn’t he calling her a cum rag while slapping her ass? Those are the things that NORMALLY turn me on. But that arrow had landed true, and Stupid Cupid was making me goon to love making porn!
My pussy pulsed with desire, and I couldn’t stop myself. My hand dug into my panties to push into my pussy. I was fucking soaked! No! What is happening?! Clip after clip, I orgasmed with the couples as they professed their love for each other, and I could NOT stop!
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