Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407
I’ve always considered myself open-minded, a bit of a “yes” woman when it comes to experiences. But Tuesday? Tuesday redefined my definition of “experience.” It all started innocently enough. A friend, we’ll call him “Dave” (because, well, that’s his name), casually dropped the most bizarre question I’ve heard in a while. “Hey, Cory,” he said, nervously, “Do you know anyone who would come over and, uh, fuck you while I watch?”
My brain short-circuited for a solid five seconds. Was this some kind of elaborate prank? An intervention disguised as a weird request? Nope. Dave was serious. Now, I’m not one to shy away from the unconventional. Life’s too short to be vanilla, right? So, after confirming that Dave wasn’t under the influence of anything stronger than herbal tea, I decided, “Why the heck not?”
I’ve always considered myself open-minded
This is where things get interesting. I immediately thought of my buddy, let’s call him “Thor.” Thor is basically a Viking who accidentally wandered into the 21st century. Towering, muscles for days, and a laugh that could shatter glass. He also has THE biggest bulge in his pants that I’ve ever seen. Perfect.
I texted Thor. “Emergency. Need you to come over and give me a really good dickin’. Details later.” He responded with a simple “I’m in.” Bless his heart. So, there we were. Dave, looking like he’d just swallowed a golf ball, me trying not to burst out laughing, and Thor, who looked like he was born for this very moment. The next few minutes were…surreal. Awkward? Maybe a little. Exhilarating? Surprisingly, yes. There’s a certain thrill to embracing the absurd.
Dave’s face was a study in conflicting emotions, and Thor proved himself to be both a surprisingly good kisser and a god who weilds a rather large hammer. All in all, it was a Tuesday night that I won’t soon forget. Mostly because I still can’t walk straight.
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