Category: erotic phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I have an allergy. A very serious allergic reaction happens anytime I get around the cause. Breaking out in red, itchy hives, and I even begin to sweat like a whore in church! It’s horrible, really. My reaction happens whenever I am around small dicked losers.

This is how I met Dr. Kooky. He is a well-known doctor in Vianna who studies rare allergies and he even helped me find a cure. Not an ideal one, see I have to take that very thing that caused my reaction, up the ass as my cure! You guessed it. An anal injection of little dick ***** is the only way to cure my itch!

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Today I had the most exhilarating trip to the grocery store that I have ever had in my life! I have been swamped at home with cleaning and cooking and getting small things knocked off my fall deep cleaning list I had almost forgot that I had to go to the store.

Left the house in my crop top and cut off shorts hair up in a messy bun with a bandanna around my head that I use to keep my hair out of my eyes while cleaning. I had just planned on getting a few things and heading right back home.

While I was in the fruits and vegetable section, I noticed a young man about 19- or 20-years old stocking. He looked up at me, so I smiled a little and went on looking for fresh carrots. The young boy comes up behind me and reaches over me as he says, “excuse me ma ’me”.

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hump day

Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394

Know what my favorite day of the week is?  Wednesday.  That means it’s Hump Day! (What whaaaat?!?!?!)  That’s right, it’s the wonderful day in the middle of the week where you’ve gotten over that hill.  You’ve been at that desk just thinking of the coming weekend, haven’t you?  Thinking of getting away for a bit.  Well, we’re on the downward slope now.  So let’s go down it together.

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Homewrecker phonesex

TWISTED PRINCESS RHIANNA 1-844-332-2639 x 253

You need some hot homewrecker phonesex and I am going to give you what you need. Look at me. And now look at that hag of a wife of yours. Compare and contrast, lover. I’m young and gorgeous. She is old and ….EW…Jesus fucking Christ, she has really let herself go! Does she ever workout other than by shoveling endless amounts of food into her fat greedy mouth?? And it isn’t even just the way she looks, though that in itself points to the fact that she takes you for granted. There she goes, galumphing around the house in sweats, no sexy lingerie. Nag, nag, nag. And then the bitch gives you the cold shoulder whenever you want to fuck. That’s why your married cock needs some hot homewrecker phonesex!

So, let me tell you how we are gonna play this one. First, you’ll call me for some hot homewrecker phonesex. Then you will tell me your bitch wife’s name. After that, I want you to tell me, in detail, about how gross and annoying she is.  And then we’ll take it from there….

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Eastern European Goddess Jasmine panties phonesex

JASMINE 1-844-332-2639 extension 262

One of my callers just adores to get me to model the panties he buys for me. And since I love lingerie and especially panties and also to turn my lover on so much that he can hardly stand it, I am happy to oblige!

For example, the other evening, when he called, I ran to my bedroom, slipped out of my silky black robe and and picked several different pairs of panties from my ever expanding collection. Then I returned to the phone. I described each pair of panties and he said he wanted me to begin my putting on the silver and ivory lace high cut bikinis from Victoria’s Secret because he likes the way my perfect ass pokes out little bit at the bottom of those ones. Then I spun about so he could get a good look at my big, luscious breasts and nipples made stiff by my arousal….

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sugarbabyphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Welcome to Cocktober, the month we have all waited for. Plenty of cocks to tease and please. Lots of choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock would want to celebrate this.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride. The tiniest of tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size has it’s purpose. 

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Come and Get Your Phonesex Princess

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

I’ve been thinking about you for so long. Your darling princess has been trapped in a boring marriage and needs you to come and save her! I haven’t been able to get my mind off of you after our last call. Your sexy voice, calm demeanor, and lovely mind made our session hard to forget. I need you, babe!

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deep cock massage

Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.  I was trying to quietly slide into bed but… oh, I can see you’re up in more ways than one.  Wow, you are really excited to see me.  Is it my tight sleep-time shorts with nothing on underneath that have you so excited?  Mmm, seeing you laying helpless like this has me craving giving you a deep cock massage.  Would you object to that?  I didn’t think so.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

I know that men say they want a lady in public and a whore in bed AKA: a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets lol and I 100% agree with this. I feel like it’s just a simplified way of saying they want to be loved and respected and also very well fucked.

This happens to be my specialty. I actually do love and respect my man. And I completely adore fucking him. To me, there’s no other way. Maybe I was born this way. But, when I find a man who is worthy of my love, there is no limit to the gifts I want to give. I want him to feel happy and secure. To feel loved and respected. I never want him to feel stressed or frustrated. I’m compelled to help if he complains of the smallest strain. I must touch every inch of his body to make his muscles relax. I take complete care of my man. Continue reading “Avery The GFE Princess! Sweet Teen Phone Sex” →

Randi
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Who is Randi? Only the most incredible phonesex Goddess on earth and she just happens to be my BOSS! That’s right, I need your help because I want to fuck my boss! Randi has offered to do two girl calls with her hot, sexy Candy girls this Tuesday, September twenty-fourth only!

We always have the two girls Tuesday special (20 mins with two candy girls for the price of 15 mins.) Normally, that would cost you a cool hundred dollar bill but the special makes it just seventy-five dollars. It’s an incredible steal of a deal for you and your cock. Really, you deserve to treat your dick to two girls on Tuesday every week but THIS WEEK Especially!

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