ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Meet your new girlfriend, Handerella. Well, she’s not really new. You have always been able to just fuck your hand. It must really suck to be so pathetic. You can’t get a real date even if your life depends on it. All of your friends and coworkers have weekend plans and romantic evenings and trips with their wives, girlfriends and even side chicks but all you have to look forward to is dinner alone and then some time with your best friend in the world – your hand.