Sexy Lexi 1844-332-2639 x 261
I got fucked by an incubus. One night I fell asleep on the couch, and I started having some kind of sleep paralysis as usual, but this time it wasn’t unpleasant for a few reasons. Firstly, I could move but I wasn’t quite awake, I was in some other kind of dream realm. Secondly, I was stroking the massive cock of an incubus, while my future ex-wife was possibly fucking deliciously somewhere else. Continue reading “Lexi Gets Fucked by an Incubus”
Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
The PTA is constantly hassling the parents for new ways to raise funds for the school. There is always some dance or field trip that the budget just doesn’t have money for. Bake sales and car washes are out of date and frankly lame. We needed something that would bring in cash and fast!
As a stay-at-home mom, it isn’t like I have extra money to just fork over. However, I wanted to do my part. For education, ya know? So I asked the PTA president for the list of parent emails. Well, the emails of all the Dads.
TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349
I love tanning. It makes me feel so much better about myself. Not to mention it’s so warming on a chilly day like today! I wanted to finish my day with a nice glow, so I swung into the tanning salon before going home after the gym. Normally, I check in with the same sweet girl who man’s the desk every day, but tonight she was nowhere in sight.
In her place was a shy boy. He was tall and lanky, or would have been if he stood up straight. When I approached the desk, he pushed his glasses up his nose and refused to make eye contact. I scanned my membership card and asked for fifteen minutes in booth B, my normal booth. He poked a few buttons on the tablet in front of him and nodded. “Go ahead; it’s open.”
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Cock Controlla is what you need to be experiencing. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite pussy is something rare and hard to come by. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright. A woman like me expects to be treated well.
Always make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Inferior DNA Control. There will only be ruined orgasms for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Cock Conversion – Does your cock measure up? We are about to find out. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208
Valentine’s day, yuck. Love, yuck. Why do we even need a stupid lovey, dovey holiday when ninety percent of couples are unhappy anyway? It’s literally the dumbest day of the year. Just like every year, I won’t be going out and spreading the stupidity of the love fest.
No, for Valentine’s Day, I’m nice and comfy on my couch, in my favorite PJs, watching reality tv. The kinda stuff we should celebrate! Cheating and drama! That’s real life, not looOovveee. Just as I scrapped the last spoon full of ice cream from the empty carton, I heard a weird noise in my bedroom. Being alone in the house isn’t normally scary, but I don’t often think an intruder is hiding in my bedroom. Armed with my spoon, I tiptoe down the hall and gently nudge my bedroom door open with my toe. I’m shocked to see cupid standing on my bed with his bright red arrow aimed right at me!
Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
It comes as no surprise that I fucking love Valentine’s day! All the sweet treats and chocolates I’m gifted really satisfy my sweet tooth. What kind of candy is my favorite for Valentine’s, you ask? Mmm, it’s the cute little heart-shaped candy box! The one with dozens of little mystery chocolates stuffed with who knows what. Sometimes they come with a key that tells you what is in which candy, but I don’t read them anyway.
I love the thrill of sinking my teeth into a hunk of candy and not knowing what flavor will gush over my tongue. Will it be a tart cherry goo or a thick caramel? Maybe some stiff nougat or rich fudge? It’s so exciting! Much too exciting to share. No, you won’t be biting into any of my mystery chocolates this year. All you get to eat is MY candy box!
TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349
The lights were off when I stepped into the house, but the faint glow of candles made a path from the foyer to the bedroom. Careful not to step on the row of tealights flickering at my feet, I followed them to my room. What I saw next stole my breath. It was like a scene from the most romantic movie.
Ian had filled my room with white candles and rose petals. Not a single surface wasn’t supporting a candle or covered in petals. My hand lifted to my mouth, so in shock, I couldn’t even speak. I didn’t need words, though. Ian saw the pleasure on my face as I struggled to hold back happy tears. He pulled me into his arms and began kissing down my neck. His fingers worked to undo the zipper at the back of my dress, and he whispered, “We wouldn’t want to ruin your pretty dress by covering it in chocolate.”
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
British Cougar On The Prowl – This is the kind of fuck where you would be willing to pay and the beg for the privilege of being in my presence. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.
You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.