TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349
I’m looking for a beach bitch. A jackass to haul my things down to the water. A beach day should only be relaxing, and thinking about getting sweaty while lugging all my things down the beach annoys me. I don’t want to be annoyed; I want to be happy.
When applying for a beach bitch position, you should be aware of all your duties. They are as follows;
Beach Bitch
*You’ll be responsible for packing and carrying my beach items down to the hot sand.
*You’ll be responsible for setting up our little hot spot. That means laying out the blanket, and anchoring it down, so the wind doesn’t blow it around. Opening my folding lounge chair and misting it over, so it doesn’t burn my skin when the sun heats it up. Make sure the cooler is in reach and stocked with ice-cold goodness. Finally, be sure the umbrella is pushed in deep enough and positioned to block the breeze but not the sun.
*Coating me in sunscreen and then oiling me in bronzer is probably the most important of your jobs as my beach bitch. If I burn, you’ll ass will pay for my pain.
*Lastly, you will be silent and out of the way but never make me wait on you if I require your assistance.
TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349