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I had gone out to the market to buy food and snacks for Football Sunday as usual. I was feeling rev’d as ever, and everything I saw and touched reminded me of sex. My attention was naturally drawn to the vegetables and I gravitated towards the zucchinis. I started thinking about making a stir fry out of them and deep frying the flowers, when I suddenly looked over and noticed him…
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
I sought out a professional for a consult, as I was in dire need of some legal and financial advice. I looked through all the ads in the paper, but only one name stood out to me due to the fact that the individual’s photograph was listed with the ad. He was a tall, handsome, blonde with blue eyes and a bone structure to cream for. He looked like a million bucks in his suit and tie. I grabbed the phone faster than my granny does for the shopping channel, and immediately set up an appointment
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
Everyone has that one ex that we can’t get over. Maybe they left you tantalized and wanting more, or maybe they messed with you too much and you wish you could forget them. Today I brought someone to go see their ex. They thought it would be a sappy reunion, but alas, no. They were in for quite the surprise…
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Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
Mommy has been very frustrated. She tries and tries and tries, but you refuse to behave. Mommy even threatened that if you don’t smarten up, she is going to call the bad boy bus and they’re going to take you away to the bad boy house and you’ll never see Mommy again! But that didn’t scare you, not one bit! Every day my little devil thinks up more ways of how to misbehave. I don’t know how he has such a deviant mind. Come to think of it, maybe he got that from me… After all, mommy is no angel herself.
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Have you ever been stranded? What would you do just to get home? What wouldn’t you do? I don’t mind walking these long legs home, but I also don’t mind a free ride either. So long as the price I pay doesn’t cost more than the dirty ride I get….
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Did you ever play hide and seek? Were you ever naughty and hid on someone because you knew you were in trouble? Did you watch and laugh as they searched high and low for you? Did it thrill you to see them stressed? Or did you make them search long and hard, all the while knowing that the longer it took for them to find you, the more trouble you would be once they did….
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
Are you naughty all the time? You’re starting to learn what buttons to use to push mommy….
Today we’re going on a mall adventure just you and mommy. You promised me in the car ride there that you would behave and that is what mommy expects of you. You’d better not embarrass mommy while out in public. Or else this just may be the first time and last time mommy brings you out with her. You wouldn’t want that, now would you? If you’re really bad, mommy will have to punish you, and this time a spanking might not do the trick….
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
Are you a cuck or a cockerel? Or maybe you’re neither, just a not-so-innocent bystander who likes to watch. I went on a date recently, and it was so tedious, I did everything to hope and wait for the perfect distraction. I signaled, and searched, and blatantly displayed my my distaste for this weakling I was with. I didn’t expect or think anyone would come save me. Until the unthinkable happened….
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When you were a good little boy growing up, or a naughty one? Did mommy ever tell you, that you were so bad that the bad boy bus was going to take you away and bring you to the bad boy house, never to see mommy again? Did you try real hard to be good, or did you like being naughty on purpose? Maybe you liked to push mommy’s buttons and make her mad…
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My boss has a dirty little secret. I may be his secretary, and he might push me around, but once this secret is out of the bag, he won”t be able to tell me what to do any longer. I can’t wait for the roles to be reversed and his power overturned.