Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270
When I arrive at the Halloween party, everyone is scurrying about, yelling “Peyyouuuu, ohhhiieee, wheewchhooo! Someone find that stinky pants! God help us, it smells so bad!”
All the hot moms are in sexy slutty costumes with their big mommy milkers bursting from their tops as they plug their noses, and there are so many toddlers in costumes running amok. I’m not sure how the Stinky Pants Detective will solve this Halloween mystery, but I’m up for the challenge. After assuring all the Moms I’ll uncover who made a stinky and get them changed fast, I start to sniff the air, looking for the trail.
Stinky Pants Detective is Called To A Halloween Party
I catch a big whiff! “Phew phew pheewwwiieee!! That’s definitely a Mr. Stinky Pants pamper, alright!! Don’t worry, sexy mommies, I’ll find him and get him changed ASAP!” I crouch down and start to look very serious as I sniff and make a stink face. phewie! peyouuu. That must be the source! I grab one little toddler dressed as a ferocious kitten and sniff the seat of his pants as he wiggles and says it wasn’t him. Smells like baby powder, so I put him down and follow my nose a little more to where a tiny cutie is playing in a corner by himself.
The smell over here is way worse!! “Oh, this must be Mr. Stinky Pants FOR SURE!” I tap the toddler on the shoulder. He’s dressed in a Bluey costume. When he looks up at me all innocently, I put my hands on my hips and ask loud enough for everyone at the party to hear, “Did you stink up your pants?”
My face turns serious again when the baby shakes his head no. With one quick scoop, my nose nears the filled Pampers cruisers, and I yell out my findings! “Phew phew phew!! You are the one stinking up da whole party!!” My arms extend to hoist up the stinky pants for all the hot moms to see and holler out, “I found him. I found the party stinker!!”
“Ppewpewpewww!”
The moms cheer between shouts of “Peyou” and “Ppewpewpewww!” I haul the party stinker to the changing table and get him outta his costume while making a stinky face at him and tasing him in baby talk. His legs are up in the air so I can clean up the stinkiest baby I’ve ever smelled.
The mommys are saying how thankful they are to the stinky pants detective. Everyone is still holding their nose because it hasn’t been cleaned up yet. They can’t help but giggle when I open his diaper, and everyone can see how excited he is from their teasing. “Thank you for stopping by our Halloween Party, Stinky Pants Detective!”
Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270
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