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What’s in this box I wonder? Is it from Santa himself? He did promise to leave me something extra special for all the nasty naughty things I did for him last night. Mrs. Claus is such a damn prude! She isn’t interested in anything other than her plan vanilla cream Christmas sugar cookie sex life.

But Santa lol he is an absolute FREAK! He loves to get so dirty I was actually shocked. Did you know Santa doesn’t just have a naughty and nice list? He has a secret list of girls AND boys (because yes Santa swings both ways) who are way too naughty for the naughty list.

What’s in this box Santa has a brother

Guess who is on the top of that list this year? That’s right little ol me! Those of us on this list don’t get coal though. Oh no we get something much different. Did you know Santa has a brother? People often think of his brother as the anti-Santa. That he is evil;

which actually lol he kind of is but that’s beside the point. For extra dirty girls like me, we get a tag team mission from Santa AND his brother Krampus. His little brother isn’t so little if you know what I mean.

They pounded my tight coal hole until I was squirting diamonds! I won’t bore you with all the slutty details, but Krampus filled a hole, Santa filled a hole, Two elf’s had fingers in asses (won’t say whose) and the other elf’s watched. They are dirty little bastards too.

They both had such a good time Santa said he would leave me something nice under the tree and Krampus well lol I have his direct number just in case I get supernaturally frisky and need a fix! So I wonder if that’s what in this box or if its something from you!

Tell me were you a good boy? What did you get me for Christmas this year? Hmmm, what’s in this box?

Torri
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