Ashley 1-844-33CANDY ext 273 & Kayla 1-844-33CANDY ext 357

Tiny dick humiliation is something we specialize in. I mean, after all, why would you think we would do anything but laugh? You have the SMALLEST toy from the store, and it’s still bigger than that thing between your legs. It’s like looking at a pinky finger, and all it does it make us laugh even harder.

You literally only have to use two fingers to play with that thing…

And even your two fingers hide that little clitty between your legs. You can’t call that a dick. I think we’ve decided that much. It’s much too small to be anything other than a clit. This is exactly why men like you pay women like us – you want to be humiliated about your tiny dick.

Now, you’re gonna pull out that toy and line it up with that little prick of yours so we can laugh some more. It’s the smallest one from the store (which we still don’t really believe) and your dick is only about a third of the size of it. It’s too much and soon, we’re laughing so hard we can’t even breathe. Tiny dick humiliation at its finest.

How on earth do you think that would ever please someone? Asking us if we would date you? Well, even if you were that lucky (which you are NOT), we would definitely have to cheat constantly to get any kind of pleasure. It’s so small I don’t even think penetration is possible. If it is, it would be like masturbating with one finger, probably our pinkies and we would still probably get more pleasure from the fingers.

Awe honey – in those little pink panties, you do almost look like you’re rubbing your pussy instead of playing with a teeny little pin prick. And then, just when you started acting like a good boy, you cum without permission. And you didn’t even show us the pathetic amount that came out of the spout between your legs. Naughty.

I guess next time, we will have to laugh harder, and you’ll have to behave better.

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1-844-33CANDY ext 273

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1-844-33CANDY ext 357