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Have you ever had a boring vacation and decided to do your own thing? Ever wondered what the other person was doing while you weren’t there? Maybe they went sight seeing, or shopping? Or maybe they went and did something despicable and naughty while you weren’t there. Would you want to know just what transpired when you weren’t there to watch? Would you wish that you could have been there to join in?
This ain’t no vacation movie
We are on vacation. You are so preoccupied with your meetings, working out, going for runs and sight-seeing, I just can’t take it anymore! I tell you I’m going to meet an old friend who lives in the town we’re visiting and you don’t even bat an eye. You just wait… I’ll show you! I go to lunch with my special friend. I haven’t seen him in ages. He is just as handsome, fit and gentlemanly as I remember. He orders me my favorite dish and favorite drink, he remembers all of my favorite things, unlike you who’s so concerned with going for useless runs. My special friend and I talk and laugh all throughout the lunch hour reminiscing on the days when we were inseparable.
Evening falls
I come back long after the dinner hour. You are in our hotel room waiting for me. We begin to get ready for bed. You don’t notice that my hair is messed up, my makeup is smeared or that I smell like foreign cologne. The tv is on, like always, set to the channel I hate most. Your attention suddenly shifts from the tv to me as I get undressed piece by piece until I have nothing on. I put on my baby doll and lay in bed looking sleazy as ever.
Let the real vacation begin
You ask me how my day was. ‘’Fine’’. I say, ‘’How was yours?’’ ‘’Good.’’ You answer. ‘’What did you do?’’ I ask. ‘’Went for a run’’. Really? I say sarcastically. ‘’A run? Well, good for you!’’ I say, while patting your shoulder condescendingly. You look puzzled. ‘’And what did you do?’’ You ask me. ‘’Well, I went to lunch with my old friend, you know, the one from way back in the day I told you about. We went and ate, and laughed, and after he took me back to his place…’’ Sweat drips down the side of your forehead. You start to get excited. ‘’Ya, he took me back to his place and we had a lot of fun….’’
Want to hear all the dirty, filthy, naughty details of what happened after the lunch date? You have to call me to find out! Don’t waste time, don’t go for that afternoon run, or I’ll slip away again….
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203