Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403
I totally know how to get out of speeding tickets. 😉 I was driving along listening to Nickelback’s “S.E.X.” at full blast. I wasn’t paying attention to the speedometer enjoying the feel of the wind in my hair too much to care. Suddenly I checked my rearview mirror and saw flashing lights following me. I signaled and pulled over and waited for the officer to approach my window.
He was a pudgy middle-aged man who walked toward my car liked this was the most annoying thing he had to do in the world. Who really wants to spend their day pulling over speeders and giving them fines? He approached my window and asked for my license and registration while giving me the blah blah blah do you know how fast you were going speech. I’d heard it a thousand times before.
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