I decided to go for a hike the other day.  It was a beautiful day of sunshine and a blue sky with white puffy clouds.  I put on a pair of shorts, a tank top, and laced up my hiking boots.  Then I hopped into the car and drove to the hiking trails.  I looked up the forested mountain trail smiling excitedly not knowing that I wasn’t alone in the woods that day. But completely unknowingly, I set off for my all-day hiking adventure.  About two hours into my hike, I got the sense that I wasn’t alone anymore.  I felt eyes on me and kept thinking that I could hear footsteps other than my own.  But when I would stop, all I could hear were the birds and rustling of the wind through the floor foliage.

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