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Do you hang your head in shame knowing that you’re a pathetic loser boy? You have a tiny dick, a crummy job and a whiny voice. It drives me and everyone around you fucking insane. You are a hunched over pussy boy with NOTHING to offer the world at large. This is why you have to pay for people to talk to you, because nobody wants to listen to that snivel for free. Ugh, stop talking. Try to put some bass in your voice. Stand up straight or something.

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I know I don’t want a short dick man. NO woman does. There are even songs to remind you of how useless they are and how no one wants them. I know this blog caught your attention because you are hung like an inchworm. Your clittie weenie can’t do anything for any woman. I especially hate it when a hottie with a sexy body takes me home and pulls out his 3-inch oversized clit. He should have to wear a warning label. I avoid this mishap completely by choosing a big black cock on most occasions.

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Grip on each inch of your useless, petite cock tighter, and smack your cock tip with the T.V remote next to you. You are worthless, repeat after me “Goddess Carmen Please Ruin My Phone Sex Orgasm”! You know your worth is summed up by that fat clit between your thighs LOL 😛

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