I know I don’t want a short dick man. NO woman does. There are even songs to remind you of how useless they are and how no one wants them. I know this blog caught your attention because you are hung like an inchworm. Your clittie weenie can’t do anything for any woman. I especially hate it when a hottie with a sexy body takes me home and pulls out his 3-inch oversized clit. He should have to wear a warning label. I avoid this mishap completely by choosing a big black cock on most occasions.

Keep flicking your own short dick

What EXACTLY are we supposed to say when guys pull out a petite pecker? “Congrats on your tiny appendage?” LOL. ” WOW, That’s a big dick.. let me suck it. You must get TONS of pussy, huh? Oh, what? Women don’t want your oversized clit?” Then we fall over laughing after snapping a pic to show all our friends. Your tiny balls are so little. I mean, do you even SHOOT a load? It looks like the kind of thing that just poofs out some sissy water. Fucking NO. NO THANKS.

No, I don’t feel bad. Y’all should warn women before you just take that thing out. Do you think we don’t notice? I bet you get laughed at a lot. Maybe you don’t because NOONE wants to fuck you, but how do you masturbate? Do you just flick it like a clit? GROSS. I am laughing so hard writing this. You need small penis humiliation phone sex immediately.

You know we don’t want little dicks, so how do YOU compensate? Cucking, good job, or money? Call me so I can tell you exactly what women don’t want while laughing at you the way you deserve.

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