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Xmas break is so BORING in my home town! I’d moved on to the city, where I fell in love with the nightlife and rarely go to bed before dawn. I love the freedom of the city, the dark clubs and pulsing music creating a heaving mass of bodies all moving together, sweaty and blissed out…another thing I learned about in the city is sites for hooking up. Like, no dating, no small talk, just match and go! And guess what…my little town was on one of them.

I scrolled through the ads:

MWM top looking for mobile btm for public quickie

Sexy ts/cd looking for nsa fun

Bj for a local BBC tonight – truckers welcome

WTF. It was all men! Not that surprising in a small town, all the preachers and cops and mechanics having to hide their sexuality but I was disappointed. I’d been home for three days and already felt like exploding, I needed a good lay so bad. Bored, I just kept scrolling, learning some new acronyms and having some laughs at the tiny peens I saw. Until I saw this: Continue reading “Ho Ho Home for the Holidays”