Tag: gooning

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

New Year’s Gooning – A new year but here you are gooning again. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly. That thing is completely damaged from overuse. It’s a wonder you don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome at this point.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Are you addicted yet? Of course you love stroking that dick incessantly. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of.  Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Gooning gone wrong – What a fucking limp dick loser you are. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Join the goon squad. I am well aware of your incessant jerk fests. You can’t get enough of it along with my pics and my voice of course. We both know you aren’t going to get any work done. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. You brain is in total goon mode. Call me from your office – door closed, throbbing cock in your hand and jerk off. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy as fuck voice telling you all of the dirty things I am going to do to you. Let your wife’s stupid calls go unanswered because you can’t even think of putting me on hold much less hanging up. Go ahead, try and pretend like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This sadistic, little bitch on the phone is all you can concentrate on. This obsession you have for me went off the rails quickly.

Might as well let that dumb cunt of a wife know that you will definitely be late for dinner. My delectable pussy is the only entree you want.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

End of the line for your cum. You already know that losers aren’t allowed to cum. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. You don’t deserve it and you won’t get it.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

In the goon zone – that’s your real problem. You are addicted to gooning. I am well aware of your incessant jerk fests. You can’t get enough of it along with my pics and my voice of course. We both know you aren’t going to get any work done. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. You brain is in total goon mode. Call me from your office – door closed, throbbing cock in your hand and jerk off. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy as fuck voice telling you all of the dirty things I am going to do to you. Let your wife’s stupid calls go unanswered because you can’t even think of putting me on hold much less hanging up. Go ahead, try and pretend like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This sadistic, little bitch on the phone is all you can concentrate on. This obsession you have for me went off the rails quickly.

Might as well let that dumb cunt of a wife know that you will definitely be late for dinner. My delectable pussy is the only entree you want.

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Goning SIssy

844-332-2639 Ext. 344

Hey there sissy, get ready for an intense gooning experience. I’m going to teach you how to goon like a sissy. But first, every good sissy needs to have on panties or any other feminine clothes that make you feel slutty. I know you want to like a sexy girly girl just like I do. I am totally like, porn star hot after all. And I totally know you would just love to look like a smoking hot bimbo porn star, just like I do.

Getting all dressed up will put you in the perfect state of mind for us to begin. Part of gooning is mental after all.  Your sissy clothes will begin to take your head to that special place it needs to go to. Next you’re going to need a vibrator and a dildo to like truly get into your sissy goon space.

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