MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooners Never Learn – They get so addicted to stroking and begging to cum. That’s just part of the fun. And you are no different are you? Your dumb dick rules you. Do you do even do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Ghetto Girl to Black Royalty – I may have come from the streets but I am so much more than what you see on the surface. You will soon realize that I am unlike any other woman you have met. One thing you had better believe is that I am more than worth the price of admission. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright. A woman like me expects to be treated well.
If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation. I had to climb my way out of the hood and I won’t be returning.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Spring is for gooning. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even stay hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a hardon? No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman laughs at you. Continue reading “Spring Is For Gooning”
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I love when a guy calls me up for jerk-off instructions. Most guys expect me to tell them to grip and rip; maybe, if I remember, I’ll even tell them to spit in their hand first. If that’s what you’re after, please find someone else.
Because…….Asking me for JOI is like asking if I’ll own your cock. Of course, I will. You just might never want that control back. Continue reading “Owning Your Cock”
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Springtime Stroke. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the intense pain won’t stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
Welcome to the Goon Club! I started porn easy with lesbian and hardcore bimbo fucking, gangbangs, bukkake – all the vanilla vids. But I was insatiable and kept seeking out new thrills to give me that dopamine rush.
I started masturbating every day – even if my parents were home. All my tabs open and ready, full of porn to feed my new addiction. I tried everything I saw, using whatever I could find to substitute for
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Agent Provocateur Orgasm Sabotage – There will only be ruined orgasms for you when I wear that perfect corset and bustier. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. I won’t allow it. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Stroke and repeat, loser. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the pain can stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Jerkin’ Your Gherkin – Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.
Continue reading “Jerkin’ Your Gherkin And Tickle Your Pickle”