MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Addicted to stroking is what you are. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
I decided to hold my very own Halloween Dick Pic Competition. All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time. So, drop me an email to willow@phonesexcandy.com and let’s see what you are working with.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
No cum for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooning gone wrong – What a fucking limp dick loser you are. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
The ball buster is here. I am a cowgirl who knows how to ride cock better than anyone else. Controlling that dick is never a problem. But when it comes to ball busting there is nothing better than a cowgirl for that particular task. I am a natural at this.
But you will need to lick these sexy boots first. I will be sure to traipse through the mud and muck first just get them all dirty just for your crazy ass. Watching you lick them clean should be a good start, but the part I look forward to his the ball busting.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
The ball buster is here. I am a cowgirl who knows how to ride cock better than anyone else. Controlling that dick is never a problem. But when it comes to ball busting there is nothing better than a cowgirl for that particular task.
Of course you will need to lick these sexy boots first. I will be sure to traipse through the mud and muck first just get them all dirty just for your crazy ass. Watching you lick them clean should be a good start, but the part I look forward to his the ball busting.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Countess of Cock – All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Ball Busting in my Cowboy Boots – Yeah, I said it. A cowgirl knows how to ride cock like no one else. We also don’t have any problem in taking the reigns. Controlling that dick is never a problem. But when it comes to ball busting there is nothing better than a cowgirl with her boots on.
Of course you will have to lick these sexy boots first. I will be sure to traipse through the mud and muck first just get them all dirty just for your crazy ass. Watching you lick them clean should be a good start, but the part I look forward to his the ball busting.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Thirst Trap Queen is what they call me. I can’t help it that there is no bad camera angle for me. I always look good, well better than good, you know. Do you stare at my pictures and drool? Of course you do. I don’t even blame you. In fact, I pose in a provocative manner just to get that reaction. Making you lose control is a game to me.
My life has never ordinary. I have never been nor ever will be a mediocre bitch. I demand and expect the best. The question for you is, do you measure up? There are two kinds of men that I deal with. One is my man. I expect him to be a real man. This man will respect me but also have that big dick energy and be man enough to push me up against the wall and take what’s his. The other is a cuck boy. This little fucker will respect me but he will also serve me.
TOM 1-844-332-2639, ext 342
Christmas Sugar Daddy, that’s right, because sometimes a guy like me needs a Sugar Daddy. When I was still in college He was this older, closeted fag type and a professor of one of my classes. I noticed him staring at my ass when he thought no one was looking and I could see the lust in his eyes whenever he talked to me. I was in need of a Sugar Daddy to help with my expenses and he seemed to fit the bill.
I decided to use this to my advantage. The fact was, I was a broke ass college student. Sure, I was hot and good looking but most of the bitches I “dated” could only provide me with pussy and free drinks. They couldn’t give me the financial backing I really needed.