Bad Bitch Belle 844-332-2639 Ext 444
It’s the middle of November, and I’m ready to start sending out my fucking Christmas wish list. I’m an expensive fucking habit, and all you addicted losers better spoil me like I deserve! I’m not a modest girl who settles for holiday wishes or season greetings. No. I want gifts!
Expensive fucking gifts! Perfumes and designer handbags. I want shoes, lots of them. The same pair in every color of the rainbow, and I want spa gift certificates because, hello, I fucking deserve to be pampered!
Santa’s naughty list xoX TorrenceXox (844-332-2639) ext 415
He’s made his list, and checked it twice. Guess who’s on Santa’s naughty list tonight? Me! Can you believe it?! This whole time I thought I was being a good little girl, and Santa begs to differ. I guess I’m not getting anything from my wish list. I was really looking forward to that double sided dildo. Instead it looks like horny ole’ St. Nick has other plans for me. I wonder if his cock is as thick as his beard.
What’s in this box I wonder? Is it from Santa himself? He did promise to leave me something extra special for all the nasty naughty things I did for him last night. Mrs. Claus is such a damn prude! She isn’t interested in anything other than her plan vanilla cream Christmas sugar cookie sex life.
But Santa lol he is an absolute FREAK! He loves to get so dirty I was actually shocked. Did you know Santa doesn’t just have a naughty and nice list? He has a secret list of girls AND boys (because yes Santa swings both ways) who are way too naughty for the naughty list.