This past Friday I decided that it had been far too long since I had been to confession.  So, I waited my turn and slipped into the confessional.  I kneeled and looked through the mess surprised to see that it was the Bishop taking confession rather than the regular Father.  Could I really tell this holy man ALL of my sins?  Would he be shocked, or had he heard worse than what I was about to divulge to him?  Well, I drew a deep breath and told him everything.  It was quiet for a long moment after I was finished speaking.  Then he stood up and left his side of the booth.  I was surprised when the door to my side opened a moment later.  He reached in and took my hand pulling me out and leading me away.  Apparently, I was in for a more extreme confessional penance.

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