Santa knows what a…good…girl I am. I give Santa what he wants, so he’s always happy to return the favor. Santa always gives a good girl just want she wants. On the fourth day of Christmas dirty Santa gave to me, stinky diapers to change.
I got a gig as a nanny for a naughty little boy who loved to mess his diaper. His mommy was at her wits end on how to make him stop. Nanny Zoey knows all the tricks to teach naughty young men who mess their diapers why it’s a bad thing to do.
Stinky Diapers to Change
I arrived for my first day with little man and his mommy thanked me giving me a knowing look. Nasty Nanny Zoey has an impressive resume for dealing with naughty boys who make messes in their diapers. I introduced myself to my naughty charge and explained why I was there. It was time for this big boy to leave his diapers behind him and to start going like a big boy.
He blinked up at me and grunted and messed his diaper. I tsked and picked him up putting him on the changing table. I told him this was the last time he’d be getting his diaper changed and from now he needed to let me know when he needed to do a number two. He laughed a naughty laugh letting me know that he wanted to challenge me to see who was the boss.
I pushed his legs apart scooping out a large dollop of vicks
A couple hours passed, I asked him numerous times if he needed to use the rest room. He denied it every time. I had gone to get him a snack and when I got back, I knew what I was smelling on the air. Someone had been a bad boy and not let his Nanny Zoey know he needed to go like a big boy. I put down the snack plate and milk cup and picked him up again.
This time when I strapped him down to the changing table, I made sure his arms were strapped to his side as well. After I had cleaned him up, I took out a jar of my special bad boy salve. He sniffed the air and I watched his eyes grow wide. He looked at me and told me he didn’t have a cold. I pushed his legs apart scooping out a large dollop of vicks and informed him that this wasn’t for his chest. This naughty boy was going to learn the consequences for forcing others to change his stinky diapers.
Zesty Zoey
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