Category: kinky phonesex

•CANDICE 1-844-332-2639, extension 233•

Readers, boys, girls! I have a girlfriend. Her name is Olivia, and she is just as adorable as I am. We met on the subway, like any good love story. We were both coming home from late shifts and sat next to each other. I noticed she was reading one of the new Aron Beauregard books,  so I had to ask her. “What do you think of his latest one?” She perked up and looked over at me and smiled. “It was disgusting. I loved it!” I had a laugh and so did she. We talked the whole ride home about the book, I even missed my stop. Continue reading “Book worm girlfriend” →

London 1844-332-2639 ext 439

Men are such losers. So lazy sitting around playing games all day. My boyfriend didn’t even want to get up to use the toilet. That is how he became mommy’s diapered gamer. I got annoyed with him having accidents. All the fucking time. And finding skid marks in his undies.

I was doing laundry. And every pair of boxers I picked up had long brown stains. I was disgusted. And to be honest tired of arguing about it.  I decided to diaper him right then. I marched right past him and out the door.

He didn’t even notice me leave. He was deep into his video game. And I was on a mission to find adult diapers. He’d had too many accidents wetting himself. Also the dirty drawers were a bit too much.

They wouldn’t even come clean in the wash. I ran into the local walmart and hurried to find a solution. Surprised at the huge selection of adult diapers. I guess there is alot of diaper boys out there.

I grapped a couple packs of the large ones. And headed up to the check out counter. To pay for them. I couldn’t wait to get back home.

Continue reading “Mommy’s Diapered Gamer” →

Big Tits

*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221

It’s rare for me to meet a man who doesn’t love big tits. I honestly think it’s only happened once in my experience. So I think that it’s safe to say pretty much all straight men love them. I have a feeling you’re different though, aren’t you?

You’re a big tit phone sex lover to the extreme. You daydream about big breasts all day long. To the point where you find it hard to think about anything else. And when you are talking to women, they have to tell you all the time that their eyes are not chest level, right?

Continue reading “Big Tits For My Tomsin Men” →

Big Dicked Uncle

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

The first time I realized I had a hot, big dicked uncle was when I was a teen. I had already had my cherry popped but it was totally disappointing, so I was searching for something better. My first fuck was a boy from my class, but you can’t really even count that. I could barely even feel that tiny dick inside me. It was 10 seconds of lame fucking in the back of my dads car. I didn’t know any better though and just figured that’s what sex was.

But then I started watching porn and I realized that sex was supposed to be pleasurable. I also realized that there were dicks out there a hundred times the size of that tiny “dick” I’d had. I needed to find one. So it became my goal to find a big dicked boy and fuck his brains out. I need see what a real man felt like inside of me.

Continue reading “Family Fun With My Big Dicked Uncle Part 1” →

•CANDICE 1-844-332-2639, extension 233•

Does everyone here know that I’m bisexual? I don’t think I have ever tried to hide it from here. I like to be pretty open and honest about everything. That’s how we make the connection right? Well let me tell you about this beautiful woman I saw at the store the other day. There she was, long legs, blonde hair down to her hips, and lips so plump. She was so natural and wonderfully curved, I couldn’t help but stare. It’s not just men that get starstruck by attractive women. It’s little embarrassing ones like me that get shy too!

Continue reading “Need to find my pretty pink lady” →

Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

I totally know how to get out of speeding tickets.  😉 I was driving along listening to Nickelback’s “S.E.X.” at full blast.  I wasn’t paying attention to the speedometer enjoying the feel of the wind in my hair too much to care.  Suddenly I checked my rearview mirror and saw flashing lights following me.  I signaled and pulled over and waited for the officer to approach my window.

He was a pudgy middle-aged man who walked toward my car liked this was the most annoying thing he had to do in the world.  Who really wants to spend their day pulling over speeders and giving them fines?  He approached my window and asked for my license and registration while giving me the blah blah blah do you know how fast you were going speech.  I’d heard it a thousand times before.

Continue reading “Zoey Knows How to Get Out of Speeding Tickets” →

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Part one

“Oh,” I feigned innocence as my pussy leaked in the unpurchased lingerie I wore in the dressing room. I could feel the strength of his desire as he pressed it into my ass. The mirror fogged when I exhaled hard with shock as his fingers shifted the crotch of the lingerie, and he shoved two of them into my ready channel.

“Don’t play coy with me.” He kissed over my shoulder, and my head lulled in pleasure. My feet spread apart, giving him access to what he wanted. To what he was going to take one way or another. “Don’t make a sound, or the associate will know what a Lil cock hungry slut you are for me.” My pussy pulsed around his fingers, and I sat my ass back into his body to show him how his words had pleased me.

Continue reading “Dressing Room Debacle Part Two” →

Fueled By Cum

Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

When designing a machine, it’s important to think about how it would become the most efficient. My creator knows that having to push batteries into my back or plug me into a charger would annoy my users. If I had to count on a man to remember to charge me, he would probably leave me in the corner of his bed and use me without any of my functions or power!

So, because of this, I was crafted with Bender, from Futurama, in mind. Bender is a robot powered by his favorite booze. I’m a robot powered by my favorite ooze. That’s right; I’m fueled by cum!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

A Kitten and her cream. I just cannot get enough of a big, juicy cock but I love the cream even more. All you need to do is relax and imagine me  sucking your hard, throbbing cock. You will enjoy every second as I tease it with my hot, perfect mouth while stroking. It feels so good doesn’t it? Then right at that moment when you can’t hold back even a second longer. Moaning as you erupt with an intense, earth shattering orgasm. Then shooting your load straight into my mouth. Don’t worry, I won’t waste even one drop.

Continue reading “A Kitten And Her Cream” →

TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

Part 3

You met me at an after-party in a luxurious penthouse. Tall, beautiful, overwhelming, and powerful. I invited you into a private back room, more commanded, really. But how could you resist?

You find yourself in a low-lit hall adorned with expensive decorations. Statues on pedestals, ancient-looking bronze weapons in glass cases with parchment and behind you, 12-foot high glass windows overlooking a city below you that is teeming with life even at this hour.

Continue reading “The After-Party” →