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I totally know how to get out of speeding tickets. 😉 I was driving along listening to Nickelback’s “S.E.X.” at full blast. I wasn’t paying attention to the speedometer enjoying the feel of the wind in my hair too much to care. Suddenly I checked my rearview mirror and saw flashing lights following me. I signaled and pulled over and waited for the officer to approach my window.
He was a pudgy middle-aged man who walked toward my car liked this was the most annoying thing he had to do in the world. Who really wants to spend their day pulling over speeders and giving them fines? He approached my window and asked for my license and registration while giving me the blah blah blah do you know how fast you were going speech. I’d heard it a thousand times before.
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This post is for the Coach. Just because your the teacher or leader of how to play the game does not mean you get to play with the referee. We don’t play we judge and are here to call out your bad moves. So let me coach you on a few things. I learned to stay on the side lines of the game because I’m not a player I don’t need to play to win. Players have to put in practice and practice to test their skills against others and hope that they are better.
Who can busta move? Well don’t be shy let’s see it. Me? Oh I love dancing. Normally in my room with my stripper pole. I think pole dancing is so sexy. When the body gets nice hot and sweaty. Wrapping my legs tightly around the pole so its rubbing against my clit. Slowly sliding down until my 7 inch high-heels slap the ground make a *click click* noise. Then, while standing up having my ass high in the air taunting anyone who sees, making them wish they could just give me one good open hand slap on my ass. Ya, you know it that’s the type of dancing I do.
Hello there, do you keep finding yourself in between a rock and a hard place? Well if you do this post is for you. Don’t let the stress of being stuck there take over. I mean either way it is a hard place no? So come here and get in between these nice soft legs and into this soaking wet pussy, it’s been waiting for you. Now doesn’t that seem way better. I know it does, so I guess a response from you is not needed.