Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

I totally know how to get out of speeding tickets.  😉 I was driving along listening to Nickelback’s “S.E.X.” at full blast.  I wasn’t paying attention to the speedometer enjoying the feel of the wind in my hair too much to care.  Suddenly I checked my rearview mirror and saw flashing lights following me.  I signaled and pulled over and waited for the officer to approach my window.

He was a pudgy middle-aged man who walked toward my car liked this was the most annoying thing he had to do in the world.  Who really wants to spend their day pulling over speeders and giving them fines?  He approached my window and asked for my license and registration while giving me the blah blah blah do you know how fast you were going speech.  I’d heard it a thousand times before.

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I interrupted him by asking if he was married.

“That’s none of your business young lady,” he responded.

“I was just wondering if she gives you blow jobs like a good loving devoted wife.” I replied.  “My experience has always been that wives are terrible cock suckers.  Single girls like me, however, are professionals at sucking cock.”

At that he ordered me to step out of the car and to place my hands on the trunk of my car.  When he started patting me down, I pushed my tight sexy ass back into his middle-aged pudge.  I was willing to bet he hadn’t been fucked in forever let alone had a blow job.  The more I teased him with my ass the more intimate his hands got with his patting me down.

I maneuvered us around to the side of my car to shield us from view of the road.  Then I sank down to my knees making quick work of his utility belt and

Guess how long it took me to get out of that speeding ticket.  *giggles*

Zesty Zoey

1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

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