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I followed Francie reluctantly though the forest. It wasn’t the hike through the forest that protested. Rather what she lead me through the woods to find that I had an issue with. “What makes you Vampires and other monsters are real, Francie?” I asked in exasperation. We’d been hiking for hours without even a hit of this elusive cave she insisted existed out here. She dismissed me with a wave of her hand and looked down at her cell phone with a curse. “Damn it, I’ve lost signal. I know I can still find it though.” Frannie proclaimed. I just rolled my eyes and continue to follow her over the roots and through the surrounding trees.
Vampire Hunting
Even more annoyed that our adventure felt directionless, I wasn’t paying attention to anything other than my own muttering voice. Suddenly, I slammed into the back of Francie when she stopped walking rather abruptly. “Eeeekk, what’s the matter now?” I asked irritably. Then I looked up and saw it! The opening to a huge cage right there in the middle of the woods! But my high pitched squeal of surprise cause an explosion of bats to come flying out of the cave surrounding the both of us.
Now terrified, I grabbed the back of Francie’s shirt. “Ok, we found the cave. It’s time to go home now.” My efforts to pull her away ended in futility as she moved closer to the entrance of the cave. “Don’t be a baby.” She taunted me knowing how much I being seen as afraid of anything.
“Imagine his chilly vampire cock impaling you.” She whispered to me as we inched closer. “Yeah, that’s not the only thing he’s going to want to pierce if he’s in there.” I replied sarcastically imagining sharp fangs sinking into my neck for my precious A negative goodness.
What would you do with Francie and I if you were Dracula catching us sneaking into your lair?
Zesty Zoey
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