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It was a typical Friday evening, and I was lounging on my couch, scrolling through my phone when Max’s name popped up on my screen. I hadn’t heard from him in years, not since our ill-fated relationship ended abruptly. My curiosity piqued, I answered the call. “Hey, Max,” I said, trying to sound casual. “What’s up?”
“Hey, babe,” he replied, his voice tinged with a hint of desperation. “I just wanted to apologize for what happened between us. I know I messed up, and I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately.” “Max, we both know why we broke up. I just couldn’t deal with your…” I paused for dramatic effect, “micro cock.” Max sighed heavily on the other end of the line. “I know, I know. But I’ve been working on myself, and I’ve been doing a lot of research on how to please a woman. I promise things will be different this time.”
The Tale of Max’s Minuscule Member
I bit my lip, considering his plea. “Look, Max. I appreciate the apology, but I can’t date a guy who can’t satisfy me in the bedroom. I need a man who knows how to use what he’s got.” Max let out a sob, and I couldn’t help but feel a pang of guilt. But then I remembered the countless nights I spent faking my orgasms, the embarrassment I felt when we went out with our friends and they’d make crude jokes about his size. No, I couldn’t go back to that.
“Max, I’m sorry, but I can’t do this. I wish you the best of luck, but I need to move on.” I hung up the phone before he could say another word. A few days later, I received a package in the mail. Inside was a small, pink chapstick tube. I opened it to find a note: “This is what I’m working with. I’m sorry, and I’ll do anything to make it up to you.”
That’s when I knew I had to humiliate him and make sure he understood the gravity of his mistake. I posted a picture of the chapstick tube on social media, along with a caption that read: “SPH all the way! #tinyweenies #maxisthemanwiththesmallestmanhood.” The comments poured in, most of them laughing at Max’s expense. I even received a few messages from women who had dated him in the past, thanking me for exposing his inadequacy.
Max called me again, this time begging me to take down the post. But I refused, reminding him that he had brought this upon himself.
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