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I have a stalker.  At first, I thought he was just an enthusiastic fan.  It started with little heart shaped notes being left on my windshield.  My neighbors aren’t very close living in the country.  So, I couldn’t ask anyone if they saw anything.  Also, being out in the middle of nowhere gives one a sense of security.  So, I don’t have any of those fancy ring camera things either.  I assumed he was coming in the middle of the night to leave his little out of season valentine notes declaring his love and devotion to me.  They seemed harmless at first.

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