Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403
It’s time for me to make my New Year’s resolution! This year I resolve to be less of a slut. I had about 670 sexual encounters last year. I’m so ashamed of myself. I promise that I’ll be pure and platonic this year. No more fucking behind the stairs at the bar. I resolve to refrain from fucking strangers in the back seat of my car. I’ll be squeaky clean and well behaved for 2026.
Oh, who am I kidding?!? You know I’m fucking with you. My REAL resolution for 2026 is to be an even BIGGER slut than I managed to be in 2025!