Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext. 410
All you boys come in here acting so tough! You’re so strong and manly, and you always win at everything. Well, it’s time to put that to the test. The girls and I have been discussing a little game we’d like to play, and it involves you, big boy. A couple of you, actually. So what do you say? Are you manly enough to play our game of Cornhole? The winner gets a very special prize!
Cornhole
Good! You’ve made it this far, so let’s get into the meat and potatoes of what this game is. You and the other guy are going to strip down. Naked for my friends and I. Show us your meat and your two little potatoes. Then we are going to have you walk 27 feet apart and lay down on your backs in the grass. Then we are going to blindfold you. The nice soft summer breeze wafting over you—the sound of birds chirping and us girls giggling and whispering to each other. Then we are going to come over and place a special board down over your waist.
You will feel a small tug at your genitals as we pull them up through a hole in the board. Since I’m already there, I might fondle your balls a little. Just for fun. Get your meat nice and stiff, and have your cock and balls poking out of the wood. Hehe…wood…
Anyway. Then we are going to stand next to your pretty little head. You’ll hear some deep THUD sounds and us hooping and hollering as we play our little game. Then we walk over to the other guy, and we start again. THUD! Something heavy lands on your board. THUD again. Some rough cloth slides against your cock. You hear me shouting, “This one’s it girls! Gonna nail his bean bag with a bean bag!” A raucous uproar of laughter fills your ears just as a heavy beanbag crashes into your balls. Crushing them against the board.
A sharp white pain fills your loins, and you turn your head to get sick from the pain of having your balls crushed in the most intense game of Cornhole you’ve ever been involved in. Now the question is, will you stick in long enough to win and claim your prize? Or are you not as manly as you claimed? Call me if you can take it like a man!
Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext. 410