My life looks

like a high-end catalog from the custom kitchen, the designer wardrobe, and a husband who provides everything except the one thing I crave. He’s married to his career, leaving me as the lonely housewife in a very cold house. I’ve spent years playing the role of the “perfect woman,” but perfection is boring and I’m ready to get a little dirty.

To keep myself from losing my mind, I’ve started volunteering at the community college. I tell people I’m there to “mentor the youth” or help out in the library, but the truth is, I love the hungry young energy on the campus. It’s a place where people are still learning what they want, and I happen to be an expert in things they don’t teach in college. There’s something exhilarating about being the most sophisticated woman in the room while knowing exactly what I’m wearing (or not wearing) under this designer blouse.

I’m done with

polite conversations and “how was your day “pleasantries.” I’m looking for someone who doesn’t just see me as a bored housewife, but a woman with a very high IQ and an even higher sex drive. I’ve spent two decades being “handled with care,” and frankly, I’m over it. I want to be in charge and teach these young hot hunks how to really please a woman. I guess you can say I was made to teach and tease.

I have the house to myself most afternoons, a wine cellar that’s wasted on one person, and a massive bed that’s always cold and empty. If you’re tired of girls who don’t know what they’re doing and want a woman who knows exactly how to get you off and can teach you how to really please a girl, come find me near the faculty lounge. I’m the one looking for trouble, and I know you’re a fast learner.

Let’s see if you can handle the “extra credit” I have in mind.