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Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.
A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.
Orange, You Glad To Serve Me?
I love it when subs come up with new ways to humiliate and hurt themselves for my entertainment, so I was giddy at the idea. I told him to kneel but remember, he’s old as fucking dirt, so he asked if he could sit on the couch with his legs help open wide. It was annoying, but, like, I couldn’t have him stuck on the floor for his wife to find after embarrassingly beating his saggy balls for me, so I agreed.
I wish I could have watched as he slung the sock back and the weight of the orange came flying back to crash into his ballsack. He grunted and blew out a heavy breath. “AGAIN!” I yelled, and he did. Over and over until he hit those old balls right in the sweet spot, and his pathetic dick exploded all over the floor.
Honestly, it was over too soon, but it was fucking hilarious. You idiots should take notes from this old subby and get fucking creative too! Impress me with new ways to punish your pathetic balls!
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