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Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203
Mommy has been very frustrated. She tries and tries and tries, but you refuse to behave. Mommy even threatened that if you don’t smarten up, she is going to call the bad boy bus and they’re going to take you away to the bad boy house and you’ll never see Mommy again! But that didn’t scare you, not one bit! Every day my little devil thinks up more ways of how to misbehave. I don’t know how he has such a deviant mind. Come to think of it, maybe he got that from me… After all, mommy is no angel herself.
Mommy’s Little Devil
Mommy was trying to surprise you
Mommy was at home making your favorite meal. She had finished all the laundry, and folded all of your clothes nicely and put them away in your dresser smelling so fresh and clean. Afterwards, she put away all of your toys, and made sure everything was just perfect. She vacuumed the floor and made sure the vacuum lines were perfectly patterned and aligned in the carpet. She even went back to the kitchen to fix your favorite dessert for after dinner.
It was while mommy was preparing your favorite dessert to rest and sit in the fridge, that the phone rang. It was your teacher on the phone. She sounded very distressed and asked if I had time to talk. “Go on,” Mommy said, holding a pencil ready to write anything important down on her kitchen notepad. She then told mommy to sit down.
Mommy’s heart sunk deep in her chest beneath her lace bra and silk apron. The teacher told mommy that you swore in class today. Mommy gasped and clenched her chest! The teacher went on to say that you then swore at her. Mommy began to get very angry. Then, the teacher proceeded to say that she took it upon herself to discipline you in the bathroom and that you had an accident. “WHAT… Did you just say?!” Mommy said, as she broke the pencil in half with her one hand…
Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203