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You are at the club, dancing with some friends, trying to get laid. You’ve been here a hundred times before. You overindulge but are still bored with the routine; you slide up to the bar, deciding instead to focus on drinking away your sexual frustration. Two more shots and the room gets a little hazy. Then you see me enter. Statuesque. I step into the room and slowly gaze around my playground. You’ve never seen me before, but my sequin dress hugs my curves, leaving very little to the imagination. Blonde hair flows over my shoulders as I command all the attention in the room. People shift their dance out of the way, and the river of people parts before me.
You quickly order another two shots and wait for them to pour into the tiny glasses, having eyed me as your target. You feel reinvigorated with a tinge of nervousness. I see you staring at me as you shakily down your shots. It’s cute. I saunter over to you as you go to stand up and gently push you back into your seat.
Pour You A Drink
Turning to the bartender, I announce, “Two more,” and gesture towards you. Quickly another two shots are lined up in front of you. You pick one up and say, “Cheers.” To which I respond, “Oh, I don’t drink, baby.” I put my hand under the shot glass and tap it up. Gesturing to the bartender to bring four more. Drink after drink is basically poured down your throat until the room spins. When you get up to go drain the hose, you stumble and crash into a waiter. I catch you and put your arm over your shoulder.
The bartender waves the bouncer over, and I help walk you out. I set you on a bench near the edge of the street and hail a taxi. I pour you into the taxi and turn around to give the bouncer a wad of cash. Next, I climb into the taxi with you and give the driver an address you aren’t familiar with.
Would you like to know where I’m taking you? Call me and find out!
TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349