Alyssa’s You Need A Little Asian Persuasion Phone Sex

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You need me in your life, don’t you? I am just the perfect little Asian princess to entice and excite you. Think of all of the hot and sexy things we can get into. You don’t even need that much persuading do you?

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Alyssa’s Cock Ownership Phone Sex

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I don’t just “borrow” cocks. I own them. Once you experience a session with me you will belong to me. The question is, are you prepared? Don’t come for me unless you know without a doubt that you are ready for total and complete domination.

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Alyssa’s Don’t Invite Me To Your Pity Party, Loser Phone Sex

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You really are the most pathetic loser I think I have ever had the misfortune to deal with. From your incessant whining and your negative attitude to your self-imposed “pity party”.  I mean, what the fuck? Do you walk around with a cloud of loser vibes hanging over your head?

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Alyssa’s Advice To Ying For Dealing With A Genetic Loser Phone Sex

 

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I have some advice for another Asian girl regarding this total tiny dick loser. Yes, Ying, I am talking to you girl. Don’t let Ronald fuck you, ever. Even on the off chance that he could get you pregnant, you don’t want that mess. Just think how fucked up any offspring of his would be.

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Alyssa’s Petite & Purrfect Asian Pussy Phone Sex

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Feast your eyes on this perfect pussy. It is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. I am a small but perfect package of Asian sexiness. This pussy craves big dick. Once inside my incredibly tight twat, you will finally understand what you were missing all along. No more basic bitches for you.

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Alyssa’s Happy Ending Massage Phone Sex

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With all of this talk about Asian Massage Sex Scandals, you guys are all getting “Yellow Fever”. I think it’s because you like to do what you aren’t supposed to. You want to be a bad boy, don’t you? You want me to come in and rub oil all over your body. Maybe walk on your back with my tiny feet.

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Alyssa’s Ruining Your Orgasm and Ending Your Lineage Phone Sex

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I have this little cuck who calls me just to have me tell him what a genetic defect he is. His name is Ronald and he really is the definition of Darwin’s nightmare. It is my job to cull out all of you inferior males so that you never have a chance of reproducing. Your family tree ends here. There is no way that your sperm is going to ever reach it’s intended destination.

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Alyssa’s Do You Need A Girlfriend for Valentine’s Day Phone Sex?

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Awwe, it must really suck to be so pathetic. You can’t even get a date for Valentine’s Day. You see all of your friends and coworkers planning romantic evenings with their sweethearts but all you have to look forward to his dinner alone and your hand. Now, that is just sad.

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Alyssa’s You Are So Pathetic Phone Sex

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You are delusional and a jerk. How can you be so dumb? You actually are under the impression that any woman would want you and your tiny dick. I definitely don’t have time for it. So, go ahead and live in your fantasy. The only way you can fulfill it is to pay for it.

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Alyssa’s Chinese New Year Taboo Phone Sex

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I know you already had your American New Year but the Chinese New Year hasn’t even begun yet. It officially starts February 5th but the festivities begin much earlier. Little Year begins January 28th and lasts until New Year’s Eve. I have listed below some Taboos (things you shouldn’t do during this time). Of course, we can explore other taboos together.

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