Alyssa’s 10 Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Woman Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

As an Asian-American, I am constantly getting hit on by guys. Believe me, some of the lines they try to run on me are just hilarious. I am here to give you some advice on what NOT to say to an Asian girl, especially if you want any hope of getting at that Asian pussy.

  • Where are you from? Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal but we know that what you are really trying to find out is if I am Chinese, Thai, Korean, etc. I’m half American half Vietnamese in case you were wondering.
  • I really like Asian women. – Yeah, Ok. So, what is this supposed to even mean? Of course you like Asian women. Everyone does. We are awesome.
  • I need more napkins or a refill. Just because I am walking by you in a restaurant does not mean I work there! We don’t all work on your nails or dry-cleaning
  • I have no idea how to work these things (chopsticks) Then don’t. Use a fork.
  • I just love geisha girls. Great for you! I happen to love hot firemen. So, why don’t you don a firemen’s uniform and gear and slide down a pole for me. Yeah, you are almost as likely to do that as I am to dress like a geisha doll for you. lol
  • Hi (insert name of some other Asian girl) We aren’t all the same. In fact, my name isn’t even Asian.
  • Can you understand me? Dude, I probably speak better English than you do. Stop shouting and speaking slowly. I am actually very intelligent.
  • Can you figure out the tip? Oh, ok so since I am Asian I must be a math whiz? Actually, I am. I owe nothing, thanks for dinner…
  • Konichiwa, etc. Stop trying out your broken Chinese and Japanese on me. I’m not either of those anyway. You are just making a fool of yourself.
  • You have lovely almond-shaped eyes. I already know this. Why not just say I have lovely eyes?

Now, try out your wonderful charm without using any of the above. You might fare a little better.

ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

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